Mᴀʏʙᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ, ʏᴇs. Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴀᴡᴀʏ, ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ! Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏsᴛᴇʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏsᴛɪᴏ̨ᴜᴇ ɪɴ ʟɪғᴇ.

Bᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴏᴅᴅ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀʏ ᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ. Tᴀᴋᴇ Bᴏʙ ғᴏʀ ɪɴsᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴍᴀʏ ᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴇxɪsᴛ.

Aʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ Bᴏʙ ʜᴇʀᴇ sᴛᴀᴛɪsᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ!

Aɴʏᴡᴀʏ! Mᴀʏʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴇᴛ Bᴏʙ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ sʜᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ. Aɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ Bᴏʙ ᴘᴜʟʟᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴀʟʟ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴀɪɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴏ̨ᴜɪᴠᴀʟᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Sɪsᴛɪɴᴇ Cʜᴀᴘᴇʟ, I ᴍᴇᴀɴ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ғᴀʙ sᴛᴜғғ. Aɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴜɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ Bᴏʙ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ sᴀʏ, 'Tʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴏғ ᴀ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴡᴀsɴ'ᴛ ɪᴛ, Bᴏʙ? Gᴏᴏᴅ sᴛᴜғғ!' Aɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ Sɪsᴛɪɴᴇ Cʜᴀᴘᴇʟ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɪɴ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs.

[ There's a point in here somewhere, good luck with that, though... ]