to: all. several completely legitimate and scientific questions

[mathmetism]

heyo, senseis, it’s me, jerry. i have questions.

when we ~transcend~ into this higher plane of consciousness, is our body just chinchillin’ out in reality, totally out of touch? like if someone tries to lick my eyeball, or draw a dickbutt on my face, does the matrix shoot me a ping? or am i just waking up to pink eye?

has a rogue multidimensional being ever hijacked someone’s consciousness while they’re out fishing? y’all ever meet any primeval dark gods of inconceivable pain out there?

has anyone tried calibrating a radio to pick up this frequency instead of playing pink eye roulette?

how do I know which body to come back to? what if i end up in brenda?

how much does perception shape the horizon? if i drop acid, can i effectively transform the singularity into one of those big inflatable wiggly boys they put outside used car dealerships?

let a girl know

hugs & kisses
jerthro trull

Comments

[tedandroses]

↑↑ this ↑↑
also worth considering: not sure any of the ink here is sharpie level so unless you have someone so intent on drawing a semi-permanent dick on your face that they're willing to turn to magic, you're probably fine.

and if you do, i reckon you've got bigger (funnier! but bigger) problems

[tedandroses]

wait. wait.
not to interrupt but
we can make ourselves into something less conspicuous? can we make ourselves into something MORE conspicuous? or something just...equally but differently conspicuous?? sorry. too many thoughts.
if one is not particularly uh...versed with the Horizon is that a dealbreaker?
basically i'm asking how you go about learning magic here and the ...levels? if that is even a thing.

copiously taking notes,

(*concentrating extremely hard on making this a private response!!*)

[tedandroses]

i wanted to thank you very much for answering this seriously and succinctly!

the question(s) might not have been how i would've put it, but also being new, it's useful. and this kind of communication is a little overwhelming, but it does make it easy to take notes.

[the_keeper]

It's a real sin cameras don't exist here

[the_keeper]

You did good, Jerry.
The world was kept safe.



Jack was.


I'm glad to get meet you in your present, too.
One of three down.

Successful private response!

[magicalarchaeologist]

You're welcome. I'm very used to writing out facts for people around here. There is a lot of it.

[magicalarchaeologist]

A trickster god, apparently. It followed us back from Ikorr and the Singularity is very angry about its existence. We don't know anything else as of right now.

[satanicpanics]

my condolences
man thorne really sucks huh?

shit's sort of weird right now but see if you can track down nadine when you get the chance, especially if nocwich ever opens again
she's in the free cities but she grows superweed
i distribute product for her in solvunn
i'm guessing thorne never got a distributor but i'm sure you could figure something out

[aquaveiled]

Genghis Khan? Who is that? Though I figure that sounding like someone not yourself would be strange. Especially if you sound like A google 1200's mongolian translate

[ Whatever that is?? She's going with it. ]

I don't think I've seen one before but now I absolutely want to. A dancing noodle!

[aquaveiled]

If you try, yes! Though it took me a while to figure out.

The Horizon can certainly help, but there are other ways to pick up magicks. I'm not sure about levels...but there are different types? Both here and on other stars. What you want to learn can make a big difference.

Are you looking for a tutor?

[sonofacesius]

Wow. That poem just rivaled one of my dad's haiku's and that's. That's really saying something.

The jury is still out on whether that's a good or a bad thing.

[mathmetism]

wanna hire a portrait maker?
like one of those caricature dudes?

[the_keeper]

𝓞𝓻 𝓘 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓻𝓮𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂 𝓲𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓹 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓽𝔂.

[mathmetism]

wait til i get a successful sneak chop on him, do that one

[mathmetism]

not totally, they got paint n sip

nadine, sweet, thanks for the hook up, compadre
define superweed
intense weed or weed that gives you super powers?
or a third better thing?
and hey sorry i have 0 clue who you are but you seem rad as fuck, my dude

[satanicpanics]

nice
maybe not nice enough to cancel out everything else i’ve heard ??
but nice

just super intense weed
super powers are up in the air

well you’re right about that one
i'm eddie
i knew other-jerry

[mathmetism]

baller

i'm not saying it couldn't potentially be wicked cool to body swap with your buddies but a heads up on the possibility would be optimal. like what if you meditated in from a relaxing and lightly sensual bubble bath? a w k w a r d

[kobes]

Sorry?

Right. That would be
Uncomfortable
I don't think that'd be a good idea. What if your body drowns? Do you get stuck in the Horizon forever?

[mathmetism]

you're forgiven

interesting quandary
does that make horizon purgatory? the great beyond? a waiting zone for reincarnation?
do abraxians believe in karma?
more importantly, do they have defibrillators?
i need to do science

[kobes]

No, I meant

[Actually no, nope, not worth it.]

Nevermind.
They believe in gods, I've gathered that much. Maybe THEY believe Horizon's some sort of afterlife waiting room place.
I don't know for sure, I haven't been in it yet.

[Then why is he...even participating in this conversation.]

What's a defibrillator?
Good luck. The technology here is weird.

[Not a snail phone to be seen :(]

[mathmetism]

you ever see dead normal people wandering around the horizon?

a machine that restarts your heart via electrocution if you die
i mean """die"""
what even is death really

[mathmetism]

yes, and paintball sentry gun
which would be a better agent of karma and don’t we all want to keep the wheel of dharma spinning?

[mathmetism]

i assume my enemy possesses the same level of commitment to the bit as me

also, it’s the principle

[unresponsives]

that sounds excessive unless you're trying to invite drawing.

[stations]

Yeah, dude. Of course.