to ALL (sorry)

[nomnoms]

[ scrawled in overly large, child-like writing on the nearest surface... the spelling has greatly improved! ]

HAPPY DAY YEAR FRIENDS
YOU HAVE NICE TIME PARTY?
MAKE LOTS NEW FRIENDS?

PRESENT
ME LIKE PRESENTS
THANK YOU FOR PRESENTS
HOPE YOU GOT LOTS PRESENTS

YOU MAKE NEW WISH?
WHAT YOU WISH NEW YEAR?

ME WISH NO MORE COLD OUT


( ooc: please feel free to talk amongst each other about new year resolutions or shitpost to your heart's content! )

Comments

[dogmeats]

( He's in the middle of chopping something when the words appear; his swing goes wide and the axe embeds itself into the dirt. )

FOR FUCK'S SAKE
BRING ME THE CUNT THAT TAUGHT THIS SHARK TO READ, I'D LIKE A FUCKING WORD

1/2

[nomnoms]

[ ... ]

2/2

[nomnoms]

FUCK BIG BAD BAD SHIT FACEAJSNMNDFBSDFJJNSDF
SDFDSDFSDFJSDFKSDNFJKSDNJFKSDFsjdfksjdfjdskfnksdf

[ the last half is just angry, illegible scribbles - ENJOY ]

[dogmeats]

( did the fucking shark just call him a shitface )

FUCK OFF.

[nomnoms]

YOU FUCK FUCK

[dogmeats]

WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU TOOTHY BASTARD?

[nomnoms]

[ somewhere, distantly, from the direction of the town center, Sandor might hear a mighty roar ]

YOU DUMB GOATFUCK SHIT
YOU SHUT FAT FACE

[dogmeats]

( Tempted as he is to tell him to go fuck himself with his clay pig statues, it won't actually result in the shark shutting up any faster.

And so the second most annoyed person in Solvunn mutters some choice swearwords under his breath and goes back to chopping. )

[divinityfrompain]

Don't listen to him, Nanaue, your reading and writing is excellent!

[nomnoms]

YOU KNOW?
FUCKFACE
S A N D O R

[ he can read the auto-signature!! ]

[divinityfrompain]

He's here in Solvunn, he's very tall and grumpy at everyone, it's not personal.

[nomnoms]

BAD FRIEND
WANT EAT

[divinityfrompain]

You can't eat, he's one of us. But you can yell at him all you want.

Don't listen to the mean people, you have plenty of GOOD friends who like you.

[nomnoms]

ONE OF US
HE GO SPECIAL PLACE?

HE DUMB SPECIAL PLACE
SHIT AND GOATS

[satanicpanics]

HELL YEAH NANAUE

[nomnoms]

SHITFUCK EATFACE

[divinityfrompain]

He probably goes to the special place, yeah. It's better to just ignore him though.

[nomnoms]

FINE
ME IGNORE DUMB BAD FRIEND

[ this is at least the second or third time he's been advised this... ]

[thedreamer]

𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙷𝚊! 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚍!

[nomnoms]

MORE ME?
WHERE?

[ There's only one of him!! ]

[divinityfrompain]

Good, he doesn't deserve your attention!

[thoughts]

[ !! nanaue! her first time using the network and it's just 4 u bud ]

did you get good presents?

[thedreamer]

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚞𝚜, 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎! 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚈𝚎𝚜, 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍!

[carmesi]

Problem?

[carmesi]

It'll be warmer soon, Nanaue.

Thank you for your present. I am keeping it on my window for good luck.