to: everyone

[righteously]

testing 1 2 3
can you hear me now?
good

I'm looking for somebody who knows how to handle a sword
preferably somebody better than the mooks in the training yard
for teaching purposes, just to be clear, not mercenary work
I'll pay if I gotta, money or favors

alternatively, anyone who knows how to get a friggin gun
doesn't seem like they're just handing those out at the barracks
six-shooter, lever-action, doesn't matter, I'll take whatever I can get my hands on

Comments

[unwings]

Is it?
For advice on intercourse, I'd assume health risks would be relevant.
Especially in an age of such outdated medical practices.

[righteously]

To be fair, how up to date do your medical practices have to be if some dude with a wand and a deck of cards can magic out your STDs?

[unwings]

Fair point.
You're much more prone to unsolicited romantic advice, Dean, perhaps ye olde column should be yours.

[righteously]

Nah, I'm more of a 'Dear Penthouse Forum' guy

[unwings]

Does Busty Asian Beauties not host a satisfactory column for you?

[righteously]

Busty Asian Beauties is too classy for that, don't you dare besmirch their name.

[unwings]

My deepest apologies for sullying their good name.

[righteously]

We'll let it slide this time, but you're on thin ice