to: everyone

[righteously]

testing 1 2 3
can you hear me now?
good

I'm looking for somebody who knows how to handle a sword
preferably somebody better than the mooks in the training yard
for teaching purposes, just to be clear, not mercenary work
I'll pay if I gotta, money or favors

alternatively, anyone who knows how to get a friggin gun
doesn't seem like they're just handing those out at the barracks
six-shooter, lever-action, doesn't matter, I'll take whatever I can get my hands on

Comments

[righteously]

Hold up
Sam's an avenger? He wasn't in the movie.

[privatizes]

[ christ, there are movies, now? trust the mighty hand of capitalism to profit off of anything, including their own messy lives. ]

Yeah, he's an Avenger.
I'm sure he'd love to hash out the messy backstory as to how he became an Avenger, but you might want to stick to just asking him about guns.

[righteously]

Let me ask you something
You were like a solid 20% less of a dick in the flicks
Maybe 15%
What's the deal? They just get that super wrong, or did the fiefdom crawl up your ass and die?

[privatizes]

Super bad day at work before I got dragged here without my permission.
But I think anyone who knows me would say the attitude problem is pretty par for the course.

[ though it is a little odd, thinking about himself in a movie. not really? documentaries and whatnot have been made about the stark family already, he's been on every news program that he can think of . . . privacy isn't really a thing, when you're tony stark. but something grates at him, thinking about someone else telling his story.

though, if pepper were in charge, maybe she would make him look better than he actually is. which is sort of a nice thought. ]

You should also never meet your heroes.
That's rule # 1 in superhero school.

[ ask peter parker, ok. ]

[righteously]

Fair enough. Can't say it was a different story for me

( Also you'd think he'd have learned by now on that meeting your heros thing. Dr. Sexy didn't exactly go much better.

Damn it. )

Question 2: how close are you to building a badass medieval version of the suit with like jousting lasers and a knight helmet, fueled on magic and unicorn taints and hipster steampunk dreams?

OR CARS
For the love of all that is holy, tell me you're working on cars

[privatizes]

[ good god. it takes tony a minute to sort through that, his brain automatically crafting what that suit would look like. worse than the mark one, that was for sure. and that one barely got tony out of the situation he was in alive. ]

Yeah, hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the place where I'm at doesn't even have electricity.
I'm building a hydro-powered generator, right now.
Battery storage and wiring is next.

Not sure I can manage a combustion engine with the tools I have here, but I hear horseback riding is therapeutic.

[righteously]

Jesus, Mr. Sabbath, can you stop destroying my hopes and dreams for like five and a half minutes?

Theraputic my ass. These horses are murdering my saddle bags.