to: everyone

[righteously]

testing 1 2 3
can you hear me now?
good

I'm looking for somebody who knows how to handle a sword
preferably somebody better than the mooks in the training yard
for teaching purposes, just to be clear, not mercenary work
I'll pay if I gotta, money or favors

alternatively, anyone who knows how to get a friggin gun
doesn't seem like they're just handing those out at the barracks
six-shooter, lever-action, doesn't matter, I'll take whatever I can get my hands on

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[righteously]

Somebody else pointed me his way, too. I've already tapped on him a couple times since I got here. Don't wanna burn through 'em all in one sitting. I'll keep it in my back pocket.

Turns out my angel carry-on's a damn fencer, so I should be okay.

Appreciate the direction, though, pops.

[falcony]

HE'S SORT OF OUR LOCAL MIYAGI IF YOU WANT TO GET ALL KARATE KID ON THIS
BUT HE'S ALREADY TEACHING ME AND THIS FRIEND OF OURS - AMOS
SO IT WOULDN'T BE HARD TO SLOT YOU INTO SWORD SCHOOL

AND YOUR ANGEL?
OH
OH YOU MEAN CAS
RIGHT

WELL EITHER WAY - YOU NEED ANYTHING LET ME KNOW

[ it's cute y'all have nicknames but sam's not here to judge. ]

[righteously]

Yeah there's one thing I need

why the hell didn't you tell me you're a freakin AVENGER?

( don't you dare talk about the nicknames he'll go full no homo mode okay )

[falcony]

[ for a brief moment that question actually catches sam off-guard. but then he reminds himself of the multiverse, of how it's not that weird to be recognized anymore, also that tony stark is here who is a hell of a lot bigger name, and he just sorta. sighs. not entirely displeased but. ]

IT DIDN'T REALLY COME UP?
MOST PEOPLE I'VE MET HAVE NO CLUE OR CARE WHAT AN AVENGER EVEN IS
SO IT DIDN'T EXACTLY FEEL IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO SLIDE INTO MY INTRO SPEECH