@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

does any1 know what the deciding factor is 4 the mages dragging us in2 this world?
there doesnt seem 2 be much of a pattern…
we have just as many supernatural/superhero/magic types as not
theres adults as much as theres kids (sorry not sorry to all the teenagers: ur still just kids, deal w/ it)
so whats the common denominator
whats on their checklist

personally i think its a requirement 2 be super hot if ur summoned
every time we get together 4 some swanky party hosted by someone its like a fucking hollywood extravaganza
this is not a complaint but it IS weird right
like are we being fetishized by the natives???
(THAT gets real weird when u think abt the teenagers tho Y I K E S)

thoughts/opinions?
(do we think they even specifically get 2 choose who they pluck out of their lives or is it all at random?
magic is chaos, right??
come @ me research bros ik ur out there)

[Threadjack away! There are no rules & I’m not your mom!]

Comments

[princessvegas]

Yeah. Like, full blown bars and dripping water and shit. For months. So you can see why I wasn't so keen to test their patience.

[ordinar]

I mean, it's a giant magic rock. So yeah.

[bestfuneralever]

100% agreed & co-signed

[bestfuneralever]

yikes
yeahhh i dont blame u at all there

[bestfuneralever]

in all their terrible bloody glory yuuuup
0/10 wld not reccomend
its awful

[bestfuneralever]

right???
but yeah thats def a good word for him
among others like asshole && narcissist

[nomnoms]

[ He is running around trying to show this to all the children... who of course can't see it... ]

[bestfuneralever]

prob not hte weirdest thing ive ever seen if im honest
but it def ranks up there a bit
right around "zombie robots" && "psychopathic time assassins"

[nadine_he_loves]

If you're very good. And that's about all the general public needs to know about our private life. Nobody's probably paying attention to this anyway....

Yeah I didn't go whole hog in college. I've been doing all that stuff here, actually. Well, I did try pot in college and I sometimes had a wine cooler on the weekend. But mostly I was 'a good girl'.

Which is a stupid concept, but...Catholicism did a number on me.

[ushiri]

He had honest enthusiasm. And a catchy theme song.

[ushiri]

It's a powerful force.

[ He doesn't know what LMAO means and he's too afraid to ask. ]

[techmaturgy]

A theme song?

[ushiri]

All the television shows have them.
The best AND the worst ones you can never unhear.

[ Even through brain damage, apparently. Powerful stuff. ]

[bestfuneralever]

truly!!
&& it hits u outta nowhere sometimes

[bestfuneralever]

haaaa i bet u wld b surprised how many ppl r reading everything happening rn

the catholic guilt is strong

[techmaturgy]

I do like the television. We don't have moving pictures, where I'm from.

[techmaturgy]

My condolences.

🔒 Crows Only

[shadowthief]

Long as you haven’t forgotten and you learned something, we won’t have to.

Rude.

No, I don’t think I could.

[More still: she doesn’t want to.]

[techmaturgy]

An inborn ability?

🔒 Crows Only

[shadowthief]

Sounds like a pretty divisive set of options.
I’ll pray for you.

[This time, though, she’s genuine. There is no gentle twist of her mouth or glistening in her eyes to hint at a joke in her statement.

She doesn’t have to know what his plans are. Just that he has them, and that he knows she’s not going anywhere.]

🔒 Crows Only

[shadowthief]

When you put it that way…

[There is no real end to that sentence, so she loves it where it lies.

There’s something almost flattering about it, honestly.]

[ushiri]

They are very distracting.
They have programs that film remote places and talk about the animals that live there. Even in the deep sea!
I wish I had more time to watch them.

[itookashot]

Yeah magic's common here, many of the Summoned have special abilities, although I haven't heard many talking to ghosts. But you aren't any more strange than the rest of us, mate.

[itookashot]

Well I'll definitely consider whether or not I want to be twenty now. My boyfriend did just turn twenty himself.

Not cheekbones, another one.

[itookashot]

I've always liked people. Mostly because I grew up in boring farmland and didn't get to be around a lot of people.