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[frontlinetitties]

Yo, it's ya girl, Gideon.

So I kinda wanted to just bounce this off a bunch of people, you know? To get an impartial perspective. It's something I've been thinking about for a while, but I wanna hear other takes on this please and thanks.

Say there's this Empire of necromancers, right? The Empire stretches over a whole bunch of planets, nine home planets and then lots of others that act as necromancy fuel or some shit.

The Empire is ruled by this one guy, who is God. He was also just some dude at some point before the resurrection but now he's God. For reasons. Don't ask me about the reasons, I don't know the answer.

Like 10, 000 or so years ago there was some catastrophe that wiped out all life on all these planets, and then God came along - he's also a necromancer, by the way - and resurrected everyone.

So now he has this Empire where a bunch of people are necromancers and some are just regular folk with no aptitude for necromancy. And he's got like, this huge military force made up of necros and soldiers and battle ships and weapons and stuff. And this military force fights to protect God and the Empire from his enemies who wanna destroy him and all his people for like, no good reason at all. Jealousy, maybe.

This is a very condensed version, but yeah. What I wanna know is, what does this sound like to you? Totally reasonable behaviour or like...something else?

Anyway, come at me.

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[frontlinetitties]

[She does not miss the lack of denial going on there, buddy. But she's a good girl and she won't call attention to it right now.]

You can tell me to mind my own fucking business if you want dude, but I'm curious. Just because I can see the whole glamour thing, you know? I always thought joining up with the Cohort and destroying Gods enemies sounded like just about the most glamorous thing anyone could ever hope to do. As you've noticed, I've kinda started to question that.

So what was it that soured the whole thing for you? What was behind the glamour?

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[thedevilwhorose]

Oh, let's just say... I was the one with forces attacking God. For reasons that I believe were justifiable.

Dad got me thrown into a Cage for... millennia.

So.

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[thedevilwhorose]

But also.

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[thedevilwhorose]

He tried to make peace with me and then just walked again after he got what he wanted so.

That's how the glamour fades.

So screw him.

[frontlinetitties]

Okay, so you had a fight with your Dad and he got like, mega-pissed for an extortionately long time. Seems kiiiinda extreme on his part.

But like, what did he do to make you get in a fight with him in the first place?

[thedevilwhorose]

It was extreme!

He wanted me to bow down to his shiny new creations that had no merit to back them.

I said no.

He doesn't like the word 'no.'

[frontlinetitties]

So he tried to replace you with someone he liked better. I'm with you.

The guy sounds like a douche. I guess it isn't really all that far-fetched to believe the god I knew was a douche, too.

[thedevilwhorose]

Exactly!

I think it's just safe to assume that all gods have a mountainous-sized ego and are a bunch of assholes. The rest of us are just little playthings to them.

[Lucifer, buddy, that also described you at full power.]