Seeking advice

[blackeyedprince]

I understand that this is a bit sudden, but...

If you were looking for a writer's pseudonym, what would you consider a good fit?

Just nothing sounding like a nickname for a mercenary or gang member, please.

- Kell

Comments

[stations]

What's wrong with TeaShopKell?

[blackeyedprince]

It sounds like a gang name.

[stations]

Sure, maybe if it's like the cutest, coziest gang of all time.

[blackeyedprince]

Clearly, you've never been to London

[Kell's most vivid memory of teashops there are the places that sold opium so ... yeah... very cosy]

[stations]

Yeah, no, I don't exactly have what you might call 'London money'. The closest I've ever come is that time it rained while I was reading Harry Potter.

Which was also... pretty cozy, to be honest.

[blackeyedprince]

[Why reading about a guy making ceramics when it rains counts as cozy is beyond Kell's comprehension. How it connect to London is another mystery. People come from the strangest of places. It does make him feel the need to at least explain his side of this confusion.]

I meant opium shops. Pretty horrid places. Not cozy at all.

[stations]

We have very different experiences with tea shops.

[thedevilwhorose]

The fact that you would defend it means there's something wrong with it.

[stations]

Don't you think that's a little ironic, coming from you?

[thedevilwhorose]

Touché.