to everyone

[satanicpanics]

[ On the first of the month, this message will go out to each and everyone one of you and it's sort of hard to ignore--unless you don't like fun. Physical versions with anything mentioning the Horizon whited out and replaced with "contact Eddie" can be found in various places around Solvunn as well. ]



{OOC| IMPORTANT: If you're interested in having your character join for the campaign, please please please add me on plurk at muttonchops if you haven't yet! We're gonna need to set up a posting order, and plurk is the easiest place to gather everyone! If you don’t use plurk, just PM me and we’ll work something out.

There will be general "here is an open log" stuff and handwaving if you won't wanna play the campaign part though, so no worries otherwise!

This is also open for sparkle text responses. }

Comments

[hairington]

[ and now all of abraxas knows he's going to play d&d. ]

did you have to

wait

did you just invited EVERYONE to come play???

[satanicpanics]

[ And so they should! ]

less than half of them are going to show

your reputation will survive

[carmesi]

I didn't know you also played this game.

[lol]

[philancer]

... does this involve actual dragons?

[satanicpanics]

and real dungeons

[ He allows for a long pause for effect until he decides to further explain. ]

it's a fantasy game. nothing but dice, some paper, and imagination.

[itookashot]

It's set in a dungeon and you play with a dragon?

[satanicpanics]

WRONG
it's set in a dungeon in the pit of a dragon's stomach

[ He intends it as a joke, but that really gets him thinking-- ]

that's actually a pretty sick idea now that i mention it

[vecna]

[He seems less interested in the actual event, and more—]

Did you draw that yourself?

[satanicpanics]

[ Finally, someone who appreciates Real Art... ]

yep. designed it myself as well.

[theidlemaiden]

𝘋𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐'𝘮 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘥?

[satanicpanics]

hell yeah they are. both of them.

[postocular]

so all I know about this game is that there’s weird dice involved.

[satanicpanics]

multiple weird dice

show up, i'll teach you how to play

[carmesi]

Would it be okay to just go to watch?

[satanicpanics]

normally i'd say you show up, you play.
but considering the amount of people who think there's a literal dragon involved?
and considering that i'm trying to be openminded and not scare people off?? of course it's ok.

[cobrakais]

( oh wow. )

There is absolutely nothing in this Old McDonald had a farm world that could keep me away from it.

I was the champion of the last place I was at. No one could defeat me.

( because he'd been the only one there. details, though. )

i just want you to know that is the best username...

[satanicpanics]

yeah we'll see about that

[ He's normally way harsher of a DM, but he fully intends to dampen that down a bit for the beginners. He doesn't want to scare people away, not when this will be the first game he's played in months. ]

[notoftheblood]

[ Was this good or bad? He'd see. ]

I don't know how to play, but I would like to join. Sf you still need players that is.

[satanicpanics]

i figure at least half of you aren't gonna be able to crack it, so totally open for more players

[ He's really gonna go light on everyone compared to how he normally is. Can't go scaring people off too quickly. ]

[burnyoudown]

[He'd always thought Dungeons and Dragons was a game for nerds. Just like LARPing was. But he still knew what those things were, and what did that say about him?]

what the fuck, sure
you might have to hold my hand a little though
i'm a d&d virgin

[ia]

I've always wanted to play!

Ah, how I wish I had my books here.

[marlbro]

oh SNAP

D&D in fantasy D&D world is so meta, dude

I'll be there!

[righteously]

seriously

( that's it that's the whole message )

[unwings]

Why not? You're experienced with both. You even own your own dungeon.

[ordinar]

Isn't that the game where you pretend to be, like, wizards and knights and stuff?

[satanicpanics]

and stuff, yeah. that's the one.

[unwings]

How do you win this game?

[satanicpanics]

well you don't
not really. not that kind of game, you know?

[aquilus]

You managed to find and capture a dragon?

[That's the obvious conclusion right]

[satanicpanics]

i wish

[ Is that an option here? He will need to look more into that... ]

it's a fantasy game

[actualwizard]

Oh dude, for real? It's been years since I played in a campaign. I will be there!