To: Everyone

[earthborn]

This is Shepard.

It's come to my attention that there's a certain amount of you that have no particular practical experience with firearms, and who might like to change that. Personally I'm of the opinion that it works best if everybody at least knows enough of the basics not to blow your own fingers off, in an emergency.

Besides, knowledge is own reward, wouldn't you say?

So, if anyone's inclined to come down and ding a few targets, show off, or just have a drink and shoot the breeze instead, I'll be making it a regular occasion for the next few weeks to have a little range set up on the Horizon. Look for the big silver spaceship with "Normandy" printed on the side. Can't miss it.

That's all.

Comments

[earthborn]

Fun?

[Dammit, Garrus, you know she's embarrassed about the 'Captain' thing.]

Oh, I'm lots of fun. What else did he tell you?

[philancer]

[ It was all good, he promises! At least, in his opinion? ]

I teased him about not taking enough risks or being adventurous enough and he claimed that was your special talent. I dunno, he said something about explosions?

[earthborn]

I have been known to cause a few of those.

Besides, it's not really a risk if you know it's going to work.

[philancer]

[ Oh, that's more like it. Garrus was right, she really is the more fun one. ]

Exactly! Not that many people agree with that, unfortunately. A little calculated risk is good for them though.

[earthborn]

I'm usually counting on it being bad for them, actually.

You got a name, or what?

[philancer]

I guess if you were referring to whoever you were exploding and not your Garrus-like friends, that makes more sense.

I'd feel really silly right now if I didn't. Sylvain. Sylvain Gautier. And you're... Shepard, you said?

[earthborn]

If you mean someone who looks like Garrus, I don't actually have any other Turian friends. Quality over quantity, you know?

I'll remember you, Sylvain Gautier.

[philancer]

Well. He does seem pretty unique.

That sounded vaguely ominous. I'm glad to have made an impression. I think.

[thearchangel]

[Sudden Sinking Feeling Acquired.]