[Oh, Julie, you're trying. Trying to explain this to a person from a world with no concept of Christianity.]
What on earth...? [Is the first initial thought that returns to her. Certainly, there are heavens that exist to them, mostly for poetical purposes. But this whole morality thing is beyond him.] Ah, no. Perhaps not like you mean it. These sound like separate planes to your own, but I don't see how one's moral failings come into it.
[If you ask him, it sounds like someone needed motivation to be a good person.]
I do not know her, but... sure, yes. Like the Lady Gaga, if she is talented and a gift upon this wretched world, like me. [It may be hard to read intention in the written word, but there is not an ounce of irony in that statement.] I do love dressing up, given any opportunity to do it. Though considering the vast differences between us already, I would love to see what you consider "dressing up."
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[If you ask him, it sounds like someone needed motivation to be a good person.]