( So... it occurs to him that all the crap she just listed is not only extremely confusing and alarming, it also reminds him a lot of how insane he sounds when he summarizes his own life to people. Deeply relatable, frankly. Even the getting stabbed while trying to have sex thing, which thankfully hasn't been an issue since those Amazon chicks stole his sperm to make a murder daughter. )
No, hey, it's cool. Trust me, I completely get it. Well, okay, I don't get it, like, at all — but my life's weird enough to understand that not getting it's still kind of getting it, you know what I mean?
Hey, Lucy. Nice to meet you. I'm Dean. You ever had beer? You sound like you could use a beer.
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No, hey, it's cool. Trust me, I completely get it.
Well, okay, I don't get it, like, at all — but my life's weird enough to understand that not getting it's still kind of getting it, you know what I mean?
Hey, Lucy.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Dean.
You ever had beer? You sound like you could use a beer.