to: all. several completely legitimate and scientific questions

[mathmetism]

heyo, senseis, it’s me, jerry. i have questions.

when we ~transcend~ into this higher plane of consciousness, is our body just chinchillin’ out in reality, totally out of touch? like if someone tries to lick my eyeball, or draw a dickbutt on my face, does the matrix shoot me a ping? or am i just waking up to pink eye?

has a rogue multidimensional being ever hijacked someone’s consciousness while they’re out fishing? y’all ever meet any primeval dark gods of inconceivable pain out there?

has anyone tried calibrating a radio to pick up this frequency instead of playing pink eye roulette?

how do I know which body to come back to? what if i end up in brenda?

how much does perception shape the horizon? if i drop acid, can i effectively transform the singularity into one of those big inflatable wiggly boys they put outside used car dealerships?

let a girl know

hugs & kisses
jerthro trull

Comments

[tedandroses]

Great! Just checking.
(Friend of yours?)

[stations]

Yeah, my best friend from back home.
He can be a little... a lot. I'd only take about half of what he says seriously. The hardest part is figuring out which half.

[tedandroses]

That’s cool. That y’all have each other. It’s odd, I’ve noticed some people have a good few friends from home and some have no one. Like certain places are full of whatever…it is they’re picking up when they summon us? Maybe?

Haha, no worries, my friends back home were a little a lot too, especially the ones from way back. I translate from ‘I’m kidding, unless you’re not kidding. Are you not kidding? get in, loser’ pretty well.

So where’s home for you?

[stations]

Yeah, I've noticed that too. It's pretty weird. I don't think anybody's really ironed out the pattern yet.

We're from the butthole of nowhere in the rural south. In America, on Earth, if that matters.

How about you?

[tedandroses]

Might be interesting to keep track of. Or really boring. Depends on if it goes anywhere.

Oh, we're neighbors, sort of. Fuckoff nowhere, Appalachia. USA, Earth, 2023, etc.

Rural south is broad, though. Do you have strong feelings on barbecue?

[stations]

I think we have stronger feelings on Cajun food than barbecue here. Or, at least in the more civilized parts of my state. Here, the entire food pyramid is deep-fried or light beer.

We're from Louisiana. I mean, I am. Jerry's from somewhere else originally, but he counts as a local now.

Nice to meet another nowhere-er.