to: all. several completely legitimate and scientific questions

[mathmetism]

heyo, senseis, it’s me, jerry. i have questions.

when we ~transcend~ into this higher plane of consciousness, is our body just chinchillin’ out in reality, totally out of touch? like if someone tries to lick my eyeball, or draw a dickbutt on my face, does the matrix shoot me a ping? or am i just waking up to pink eye?

has a rogue multidimensional being ever hijacked someone’s consciousness while they’re out fishing? y’all ever meet any primeval dark gods of inconceivable pain out there?

has anyone tried calibrating a radio to pick up this frequency instead of playing pink eye roulette?

how do I know which body to come back to? what if i end up in brenda?

how much does perception shape the horizon? if i drop acid, can i effectively transform the singularity into one of those big inflatable wiggly boys they put outside used car dealerships?

let a girl know

hugs & kisses
jerthro trull

Comments

[mathmetism]

oof big sads
why not?
what do i have to do?
i'll wake up at ass oclock AM and train hard and run up mountains barefoot in the snow and give up sex
well
i'll give up cupcakes

[mathmetism]

i got all the big retcon memories back, eventually
i'll try
it gives me the heebs knowing something's missing

[stations]

I completely understand.
Maybe Sabine can try and help too? She's got kind of a connection to the Singularity, and she does that whole memory-walk thing. I don't know, but it could be worth a try?

[ushiri]

Cupcakes?

Your dedication is lacking.

[satanicpanics]

yeah man

they accepted you as goat christ and everything
ave jerria

[ That is not true. That has never been true. ]

[satanicpanics]

just to clear 3 up??
none of us have money for them to tax

[mathmetism]

aw, freckles
it'd be pretty baller to talk to her outside reliving my trauma
assuming the memories i'm missing aren't more trauma but yolo
let's do it, memory-walk me

[ushiri]

That too.
I don't think he'd pay them even if they did.

[mathmetism]

AVE JERRIA?
FOR MOI?
please tell the goats they have my eternal gratitude for their fuzzy and adorable devotion
may they graze in peace in the eternal fields of my benevolence, may their baas of praise caress the heavens in my name
#blessed

FUCK, no, dude i have to stop accidentally forming cults
its time the goatheists find a savior in their own image
they should consider satanism, the aesthetics already on brand and i hear they're super chill

[mathmetism]

FUCK
ok that was my bad, apologies, i tried to bargain with The Way and it was severely ungangster of me
shame upon me and my progeny
i'll give up ummm
i'll give up knife puns mid-battle
i'll give up stealth reading jack's diaries
i'll give up aliases when not 100% necessary
i'll give up the finding out part of fucking around
i'll give up some drugs
i'll give up grenade juggling
i'll give up ice sculpting decorative anal plugs to leave on my congressman's doorstep

what would be an appropriate sacrifice, senpai??

[mathmetism]

aww, wholesome
of course, dude, it's my happy place
is the bathroom cowboy there? did you put in the raccoons?

[stations]

Yep and yep. Rita lives behind the dumpster.

[ushiri]

No, you should definitely continue to do most of that.

And please let me know if you find grenades.

[ He's ignoring ICE SCULPTING DECORATIVE ANAL PLUGS ]

[sonofacesius]

Wow do you need adult supervision or what. Did anyone ever tell you not to do drugs and text?

[magicalarchaeologist]

As far as I know, there is not as much access to drugs in Thorne. Not to mention they keep us relatively poor so you probably won't be able to afford it.

The Singularity is angry right now, best not to annoy it further.

No, absolutely not chill. They are dangerous and destructive. I've heard there are a few who are fine, but it's not the common.

[mathmetism]

jokes on you bro i’ve been out of drugs since i got here. this textastrophe is au naturale.

sidebar, you got any weed?

[sonofacesius]

Wow. You don't say.

I think maybe we should let your brain rest while you still have some left. Don't you think?

[aquaveiled]

Jerry? It really sounds like you. I hope you've been well!

[ Odd he's asking about the Horizon, though... ]

Our bodies do stay out here, yes. They look kind of like they're meditating or sleeping depending on how you decided to go to the Horizon. You could make yourself into something less conspicuous and no one would be the wiser. I'm not sure about licking, but I assume not because our goat is very forward and I don't think any of us have gotten brought back by him.

The only multidimensional beings or primeval gods of inconceivable darkness and pain I've met were outside of this realm, so we are probably safe. Probably!

I know I haven't ended up in someone else's body here before. I would definitely be able to tell. I think our aether is still tethered to it.

What is an acidic inflatable wiggly boy?

[satanicpanics]

yeah well
solvunn's kind of already a cult??
not your fault

i'll break the news to the goatheists that you don't want to be their messiah anymore but you know, i think they're gonna be pretty disappointed

[satanicpanics]

shit, i wouldnt either

[the_keeper]

𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸, 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮.

[the_keeper]

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓷𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓽, 𝓽𝓸𝓸.

[the_keeper]

[ That's VERY SMART on his part. ]

𝓟𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓪 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓭.

[kobes]

I'm sorry, who's "Brenda"?

[Is that someone he should worry about?]

[mathmetism]

brenda knows who she is and what she’s done
don’t worry about brenda