(Yep, they’re glad they didn’t expand on the bizarre sexual uh, tactics of what is apparently this kid’s extended family. That’s not the part that really gets Teddy though:)
EATEN. BY MONSTERS.
…Actual monsters? Why would monsters even care if you’re online?
Is this parental controls for demigods? No going on the internet unsupervised or we’re sending the Hydra?
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EATEN. BY MONSTERS.
…Actual monsters? Why would monsters even care if you’re online?
Is this parental controls for demigods? No going on the internet unsupervised or we’re sending the Hydra?